Rare Red Calf Revealed

Excitement is running high at the farm of Mr. Ovaid Adamah, where a perfectly red calf has been born. This calf, a.k.a. Henrietta, is reported to be a perfect candidate for the rare Jewish ritual known as Parah Adumah, in which the red calf's ashes would be mixed with water and sprinkled over a person who has become impure.

“I can't believe it!” exclaimed Mr. Adamah to TNS. “Henrietta was born totally red, and before I knew it, rabbis and reporters were streaming into my farm to examine her. When Henrietta is officially approved as the red calf, I'll be able to sell her to the Temple Treasurers! Big Bucks! Hurray!”