Snakes Attack Israelite Camp

Following a particularly bad season of complaining, the Bnei Yisrael are currently under attack by vicious, venomous, vile, and very sneaky, slithery, slimy snakes.

An emergency treatment center was immediately set up by Moshe. Bite victims are urged to seek treatment by looking up at a copper snake in the treatment center.

“I have never encountered this cure before, but it sure works!” said Dr. Leibel Lokshenkup, TNS medical contributor. “It seems that looking towards Heaven reminds the victims to pray to G-d for healing.”