Rain Blessings Reign

“If you follow My ways and do all that I command you,” announced HaShem, CEO of Planet Earth, to his beloved Nation, “I will give you all good things: plenty of rain for your crops, lots of children, and abundant health.” Almighty HaShem proceeded to detail the many ways in which He would help fight the enemies of His people.

“Clearly our CEO loves us deeply, like a parent to a child,” reflected Ahuva Lotsalov. “It would only make sense that we live up to His standards. You won’t catch us serving idols or doing anything that would not make HaShem proud!”