A Blessing for Success

Question:

"Efsher a beracha?" (Perhaps a blessing?)

Answer:

BooHa! (b'racha v'hatzlacha, "blessings and success"). Just remember that as the miracles start flying as we speak that it was all us! (Or really just Hashem...)

That being said, let’s make YOU into a velt's ba'al mofeis ("miracle worker"): Just laugh and laugh and don't stop laughing at all of your life's "issues and problems," even in ruchnius (spiritual) matters, and watch them all disappear! A person's whole problem in this world is that he is "convinced" that all of his "issues and problems" are b'etzem and real—whereas the truth is that it is all just a bunch of baloney—ein ohd milvado, there is only Hashem!