Humor

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he's sad?
His Mummy.
I'm sorry.

How did the pharaoh get so rich?
He was running a huge pyramid scheme.

A mummy calls a restauraunt.
- Hello, I'd like to reserve a table for the pharaoh Sakhrakhotep I.
- Could you spell it out, please?
- Of course. Bird, two triangles, wavy line, the sun, bird again, jackal's head and a scarab.

Why did the Pharaoh visit the dentist?
Because Egypt his tooth...