Egypt to Become Global Superpower

As Egypt prepares for 7 years of world-wide famine, Paraoh has elevated an unknown Hebrew to the position of viceroy and given him broad power to govern Egypt.

“Gather huge amounts of grain in storehouses,” ordered the new viceroy, recently renamed Tzafnas-Panayach and wearing the royal ring. “Thank G-d Almighty, there will be 7 years of plenty. Now is the time to stock up on as much food as possible,” the viceroy announced.

“Egypt will become the food distribution capital of the world. This is our opportunity to become a global superpower!”