The Royal Press has reported that last night His Majesty Paraoh had two distressing dreams. Despite the best efforts of the Royal Wise Wizards, the meaning of the dreams is a mystery and the king is extremely alarmed, anxious, concerned, distressed, nervous, worried and a bunch of other adjectives. It is believed that the king will soon have a royal tantrum.
“I have no clue what to make of those unusual dreams; one was with cows and the second one, wheat stalks,” cried the king, dressed in his royal pajamas and clutching his prized gold-plated teddy bear. “I am not pleased with the royal wizards’ interpretations. They make no sense at all!”
At press time, a Hebrew prisoner, Yosef Jacobson, who specializes in interpreting dreams, has been led to the king’s chambers to save the dire situation (but don’t hold your breath).
