Humor

Where did Noah keep the bees during the flood? In the Ark Hives.

What did the selfish beaver say to the deer that asked him to help stop the flooding affecting her grazing grounds? “Frankly, my deer, I don’t give a dam.”

Why do you have to act quickly during a flood? Because it’s an emergent sea.

What do you call a parking lot that has been flooded? Car pool.