Fraternal Feud Turns Nasty

Rabbi Yaakov Isaacson, a scholar and master lentil soup chef, has been reported missing since yesterday. It is likely that he has fled for fear of his life.

“He’s been a trickster since the day we were born,” cried out his brother Eisav Isaacson, in an exclusive interview with TNS. “I am furious! After years of convincing Father that I am the one worthy of his blessings, now my sneaky little brother stole them away from me! He’s a swindler... a conniving Ganav! It’s time for REVENGE!”

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