Bike Burglar Released from Prison

Mr. Gabby Ganovitsky, notorious bike burglar and scooter snatcher, is back on the streets. “I have done Teshuvah and don’t plan to steal anymore,” exclaimed a happy Mr. Ganovitsky as he exited the courtroom. “Jail sure was no picnic. I am grateful to my lawyers, my teachers, my parents, and most of all to HaShem. I am so very happy to have been given a second chance, so it’s time for me to say Todah, thank you, and offer my Korban Todah.”

In an unrelated incident, it appears that the bicycle belonging to our TNS reporter has gone missing...