Caravan Survives Desert Storm

A group of travelers in the Sinai Desert were caught in a blinding desert sand-storm and feared for their lives. It was reported today that the caravan was seen entering civilization, dusty, thirsty, but otherwise unharmed.

“The stormy desert sure is a scary place,” commented survivor Shimon Shlepper. “I am super grateful that I came out in one piece. By the way, I can’t find my GPS. Do you happen to know which direction is the Beis HaMikdash? I must bring a Korban Todah! ASAP!”