Donations Refused

Women, men and children are rushing with contributions of pure gold, silver, copper, wool and linen of all colors, animal skins, wood, and precious stones.

“STOP!” Moshe called out. “My fellow Jews, you have been so generous! We have more than enough for the Mishkan Project! NO MORE DONATIONS... please!”

A flabbergasted Mr. Feivel Flabberstein expressed his wonder at Moshe’s refusal to accept more gifts. “I’ve seen my share of wondrous things, including The Ten Plagues back in Egypt... but this?! I’m just... flaggerblasted! I mean... I’m... I’m... blaffergasted... FLABBERGASTED! And don’t make me say that twice!!”