Humor

My friend was cranky from fasting all day for Yom Kippur yesterday.
I’m sure it will Passover.

My doctor told me intermittent fasting is good for weight loss.

I told him it doesn't work for me.

I haven't lost any weight even though I've been doing it multiple times a day.

I’ve finally started intermittent fasting and been doing all my eating within a window.
Sad to say it’s been the McDonald’s drive thru window.

I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting
He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.