Cooking eggs
So a wife was scrambling eggs one morning when suddenly her husband bursts into the kitchen.
"Careful," he cries. "You’re cooking too many at once. Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They’re going to stick! Hurry up! Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt! The salt!"
The wife turns and asks, "What is wrong with you?"
Her husband calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving."