Lights Out

Old Mrs. Klopman was on her annual flight down to Florida for the winter. She kept peering out the window and since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.

"I'm sorry to bother you," said Mrs. Klopman, "but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time." She added, “Tell him I said not to worry – it happens to me all of the time.”