Nile Miraculously Flows Again

After years of drought caused the Nile River to slow to a sluggish trickle, plentiful and sparkling waters are once again overflowing its banks. According to the Royal Weather Commission, an elderly Hebrew immigrant is responsible.

“I heard him bless the Nile! What a holy man!” Mrs. Yenta-Bubbah Hackachainik commented. “No doubt it’s thanks to him we have plenty of water!”