Humor

1-Why did the peanut butter and jelly get into a fight? Because they couldn’t agree on which bread to use.

2-My granddad always said you should fight fire with fire. Maybe that’s why he got fired from the fire service.

3-I’ve just seen a dentist having a big row with a manicurist. They fought tooth and nail

4-A husband and wife had a fight. Wife called her mom, “He fought with me again, I am coming to stay with you.” Mom: “No, dear, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you!”