Free Food From Farmers

With fields left unplanted and untended, droves of poor people in the Land of Israel have been scrounging for wild wheat, barley and other produce.

“This ‘Land Sabbatical,’ a.k.a. Shemitah, occurs once every seven years,” said TNS agricultural correspondent Mr. Adam Adamah. “For one entire year, these hard-working farmers put aside their farming tools and take a well-deserved break. They spend time studying Torah, while the fruits and vegetables of their fields are available for anyone in need... FOR FREE!”

According to the Shazak Fact-Checker, Shemitah is a Divine commandment, authorized by the grand owner of Planet Earth, a.k.a. G-d, a.k.a. HaShem.