Evicted

Adam and Chava, Planet Earth’s first humans, were cast out from their super-deluxe, luxury garden-home of Gan-Eden. “We never saw it coming,” said Chava, with bitter disappointment. “It was heaven for us, and we hoped to live there forever and ever.” No comment was available from the Landlord (a.k.a. “The Lord”), but it seems that the eviction was due to a major fruit mess-up by a sly, scheming, conniving walking-talking snake.