Epic Speech Set to Begin

1 SHEVAT, 2488: Not even the harsh desert climate could stop the massive crowd gathered to hear what is expected to be a very long speech delivered by the 119-year-old leader, Moshe Rabbeinu. TNS reporter Mr. Shmerel Shazakowitz reports that Moshe’s complexion is as youthful as ever and his booming voice can be clearly heard by the entire Jewish nation.