Weight Gain Clinic

Are you a skinny, scrawny, little guy? Want to add some meat to your body? Gain 127 pounds in no time! Try the King’s insanely delicious supercharged weight-gain-party-palace-plan! Special discount for our Jewish patrons.

by the King

“I used to be a measly, scrawny 280 pounds and now, using my very own King’s weight-gain diet, I gained 127 pounds. I am now a strong, robust, well rounded 404 pounds!” - King Achashveirosh