Humour

Hey Chelli, what kind of music is scary for birthday balloons? Pop music.

Who are the 3 cowboys in Adon olam? Billy Reishit Billy Tachlit and Kid ruchi

What’s a phrase that makes total sense to most Jews but zero sense to everyone else?

• “When’s candle lighting?” “We don’t hold like him”
• “Do you wash on pizza?” “Did anyone tear toilet paper?”
• “Do you keep 1 day or 2?” “What was yesterday?”
• “Is there a moon?” “Do you carry?”
• “I forgive you, you forgive me?” “Which way do you face?”
• “We’re away for Second Day.”