Humor
Steak Selection
One evening, Sy Feldman and his friend John McConnell are at a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter takes out two steaks, Sy quickly picks out the bigger steak for himself.
Sy: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
John: "The smaller piece, of course."
Sy: "What are you so upset about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
The Cookbook
Dovid and Shlomo are older students at the Yeshiva and they decided that they were fed up with living in the dorms with the lousy Yeshiva food. So they decided to rent an apartment and cook food for themselves.
"Did you get us a cook book?" Dovid asked.
“I did, but I don’t like it,” Shlomo replied.
"Why, are the recipes too hard?" asked Dovid.
"Exactly!” Shlomo replied. “Every recipe begins the same way, 'Take a clean dish and...'"
Money Grows on Trees
Moishie Rose had been asking his father for more and more spending money so his father finally said to him, "Moishie, do you think money grows on trees?"
"Yeah," said Moishie, always somewhat of a smart-aleck.
"Well, it doesn't," said Mr. Rose.
"So what is money made out of, Dad?" asked Moishie.
"Paper," Mr. Rose said.
"And what is paper made out of?" asked Moishie with a smile...
Adam's Suit
Little Moishie opened his Zadie’s old Chumash that he was told had been in the family for years. With fascination he looked at the old pages as he turned them. Then something fell out of the Chumash and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree. The leaf had been pressed in between pages.
"Zadie, look what I found," Moishie called out.
"What is it, Moishie?" his Zadie asked.
With astonishment in his voice, young Moishie answered: "It's Adam's suit!"
