Population Explosion Shakes Egypt

Jewish women in the Land of Egypt are giving birth at an alarming rate. Many of them are having sextuplets, six babies at a time! According to the National Jewish Midwifery Association, just last night, 42 sets of sextuplets were born in the Jewish city of Goshen. This Jewish Population Explosion is sending Egyptian officials into anxiety, dismay, panic, trepidation and a bunch of other adjectives.

A palace spokesman has reported to TNS that Paraoh is not a happy camper. “I am not a happy camper,” clarified the king.