Perilous Pandemonium Prevails

Following a rebellion against the Almighty that came on the heels of a 40-day spy mission, it has been declared that the Jews will wander in the desert for 40 long years – an entire generation.

“People are disappointed with their foolish behavior,” reports Ovadya Oyvayzmir, TNS disaster correspondent. “They now realize that they are not worthy to enter the Holy Land. HaShem declared that the youth of today will be the ones to ultimately conquer and settle the Land.”