Spotted in Canaan

It has been reported that there are gigantic giants in the Land of Canaan. They were spotted by the super-secret elite Meraglim Unit during an undercover discovery mission.

“It was frightening,” said Yigal ben Yosef, who allegedly witnessed three giants roaming the Chevron region. “Those guys were huge, enormous, massive, gargantuan... way up to the sun. I could only imagine how they perceived us... like we were grasshoppers. And we also felt like grasshoppers, or even worse, like a bunch of tiny ants! The good thing is that they were all super busy with some important funeral, so they didn’t pay any attention to us.”