Super Secret Spies Sent

There have been unconfirmed, unverified and uncorroborated reports that Moshe has unofficially dispatched a group of 12 men to scout out the Land of Canaan. According to sources close to the operation, the spies are expected to return with fruit samples, as well as strategic land-conquering information.

“Shush, it’s supposed to be a secret,” said one of the spies who wishes to remain anonymous. “Our mission is to check out the land... its fruits... its trees... its cities... and most importantly, its military strength. To tell you the truth, I’m quite nervous. It’s much safer here in the desert, surrounded by HaShem’s miraculous clouds.”