From Water to Blood

Panic and fear seized the Egyptians after their main water source, the Nile River, began flowing with blood.

Mr. Muchmad M. Azon was hysterical when he told the press, “It’s not only the Nile! Every kitchen sink, every swimming pool, even the bathtubs, has turned to blood. My precious rubber-ducky used to be yellow, now it’s red! I can’t take it anymore!”

When TNS asked Mrs. Karen Kopveitik, a mother of eight, how she and her family survived without water, she replied, “I tell you... it’s some headache! We have no choice but to buy water from the Jews. Somehow, someway, the water remains pure and clear. But if we don’t pay them, it’s doomsday... the water turns into blood... YECH!”