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Vayigash
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A woman walked into the kitchen and found her husband running around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?", She asked him.

"I'm hunting flies," he replied.

"Did you kill any?" She asked.

"Yes. Two males and three females."

"How do you know?" she asked.

Well "Two were on the cans of beer, and three were on the phone!!!!"

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