I Voted for Trump Because He's Funny!
Are you afraid of Trump’s recent statements? Don’t worry, nothing is going to happen. Does it make a difference what Trump says and does? I voted for Trump because he's funny! That’s the only reason why I voted for him! He's a funny guy! We want some more jokes! Sure enough, the next president, in my not-so-humble opinion will be Rubio, whom I suspect of being of Marrano descent. Marco Rubio is totally pro-Jewish, no matter what happens; even more than Trump. He's a sweet guy, and it’s very possible that he's “one of us”.
Just Sit and Learn
But what's the difference who wins? I believe that the Eibishter is in charge, and all those guys don’t scare me. “He said this, and he said that…” “And “this” is going to happen, “that’s” going to happen…” Just sit and learn! If you learn more, you are going to win. That’s all it takes.
The Eibishter Is Taking Care of Us
One thousand ballistic missiles came from Iran into Eretz Yisroel, and they hurt just one Arab girl. A thousand! 500 at a time. Why doesn’t anyone walk around dancing? Don’t you chap that the Eibishter is taking care of us?
Iran Is the Last Stop Before Moshiach
And we are sitting here in Lakewood, sitting and learning, and schmoozing, and eating pickles. What are you worried about? Trump said “this”, and Iran said “that” … Moshiach Tzid'keinu is around the corner! The Mashgiach, R' Nosson Zatzal said that Iran is the last stop before Moshiach. They have to be around. They’ve got to be making their trouble; they're doing their thing. Let them be big shots. Let them laugh, let them joke. They mean nothing. They are a matter of gross unimportance. The whole Iran means nothing. Do you know what's important? Abbaye, Rava, Zikkui HaRabbim. Bitachon Weekly is important. בִטָׁחוֹן ׁשָבוּעִי is important. What else is important? Learning Mussar, learning Torah. Eating good food. Taking a nice walk. Buy yourself a new suit, or whatever you need for the moment. That’s all I care about.
