Egyptian Leader and Hero Dies at 110

The prestigious leader of Egypt, Yosef, son of the revered Yaakov, has died at the age of 110. The ruler’s last wish was to be buried in the Nile River and have his bones transported to Israel by his descendants.

The news shocked the public. “I am totally confused, tsoomished, tsoochished, and tsootomalt,” commented Detective Tsemy Tsoo. “According to my calculated calculations I was certain Yosef would be buried in the Land of Israel, just as his father was. Obviously, it was a total miscalculation.”

Meanwhile, the Egyptians, believing that the waters of the Nile would be blessed by this holy individual, put Yosef’s body in an iron coffin, which sank to the depths of the river.