Kosher Kutz Celebrates Grand Opening

Kosher Kokosh cake and root beer were served at the grand opening of Kosher Kutz, the only barbershop under strict rabbinical supervision.

“There is a Mitzvah for men and boys not to shave the hair on their temples and in front of their ears,” explains Rabbi Shmulik Schneider of the dRc (Desert Rabbinical Council), which certifies that all Kosher Kutz barbers have learned the laws of Kosher haircutting. “The Rambam explains that the idol-worshipping priests used to cut the hair on that part of their heads— and who would want to look like them?!”

As TPP goes to press, all customers are happy with their haircuts from Kutz, besides for Mr. Rachmana Litslan who complained about some stray hair in his root beer.