Shatnez Found in Coat

A very expensive suit, purchased at Beged Big & Tall was reported to contain Shatnez, the forbidden mixture of wool and linen. Rabbi Berel Bodekstein and his team of Shatnez professionals undertook the delicate Shatnez removal operation with the help of their super-powered microscopes.

“I’m thrilled to have gotten my fancy-shmancy suit Shatnez-tested and even happier to have the Shatnez removed. It’s Gevaldik!” said Governor Gedalya Gevaldikstein, holding his now-Shatnez-free garment outside of Shatnez Lab, LLC. “The label said it was all wool, but who can trust labels nowadays?”