Terrible Tattoos

After years of crafting terrible images on customers’ bodies, Terrible Tattoos has announced that it is going out of business.

“When Moshe Rabbeinu told everyone that the Torah forbids getting tattoos, we haven’t seen a single customer since,” said Mr. Karl Ka’akah, longtime owner of Terrible Tattoos. “I’m actually relieved that we’re finally closing. It’s been a terrible business.”